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Fic: "The Practical Limits of Limitless Powers: What You Can Get Away With Before They Call Out the Avengers" by E.M. Lehnsherr
Author: CrabbyLioness
Fandom: Marvel X-books
Characters: Magneto and Hope
Summary: Basically, "Nietzsche meets Nancy Drew". Follows this scene from UXM 524: http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1895166.html
Rating: PG for philosophy.
Disclaimer: Marvel owns everything, no money being made, this is just my brain's idea of fun.
Word Count: 1,984

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Fic:  Jamie and the X-Club
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Fandom:  Marvel X-books
Summary:  Something that should happen in X-Factor:  Nation X #1
Rating:  G
Word count:  735
Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny
I'm not satisfied with the voices, but I wanted to post this before it got Jossed on Wednesday.

 

What absolutely should happen. )

 

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Happy Birthday Skeller!  I've been working on some stories about an immortal Merlin in modern times, complete with 1500 years worth of Issues.  This is one of them.  In honor of you being old enough to be offered a drink, here's a story about Merlin being offered a drink.  Hope you enjoy it.

Fic:  Baggage
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Merlin/OC, background Merlin/Arthur
Summary:  Merlin gets offered a drink, but there are complications.  Modern times, immortal!Merlin
Rating:  PG
Word count:  210
Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny

 

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Title:  Merlin Won't Sleep in Arthur's Room.
Author: CrabbyLioness 
Summary:  UST
Disclaimer: The Arthurian Legends belong to the ages.  This retelling belongs to the BBC and Shine.
Rating: PG
Word count:  62  Less is more.
Spoilers:  I've only seen through Episode 8.
 

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Title:  Arthur's Favorite 
Author: CrabbyLioness 
Summary:  Arthur and Merlin's relationship as seen through various eyes.  Might be seen as a sequel to A Change on the Wind, but it doesn't have to be.
Disclaimer: The Arthurian Legends belong to the ages.  This retelling belongs to the BBC and Shine.
Rating: PG
Word Count:  505
Spoilers:  I've only seen through Episode 7.
Warning:  there might be a sequel to this story after I finish watching S1.  You have been warned.

Any group of five or more people runs on gossip, including castle staff.  A favorite topic downstairs at Camelot Castle lately had been the unusual relationship between the young Prince and his new manservant. 

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Title: A Change on the Wind 
Author: CrabbyLioness
Main Characters: Merlin, Arthur, Uther 
Summary:  immediately after The Poisoned Chalice.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, they'd have different plot holes. 
Rating: PG
Word Count:  769
Spoilers:  I've only seen through Episode 4.

Arthur looked around slowly, carefully schooling his face into an expression of calm to mask his growing unease. )
Semi-sequel:  Arthur's Favorite

Fic: Maybe

Feb. 5th, 2008 09:35 pm
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Title:   Maybe

Author: CrabbyLioness

Characters: Jack, Ianto

Summary: The Courtship of Ianto Jones, Part 2, Sequel to Frustration

Warning:  Angst.  Far more than I intended, actually.

Spoilers through To the Last Man

Disclaimer: Uncle Rusty said I could play with his toys as long as I didn't charge money. 

Rating: PG

Word Count:   485

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Title: Frustration

Author: CrabbyLioness 

Characters: Jack, Ianto 

Summary:  The Courtship of Ianto Jones

Spoilers through Sleeper

Disclaimer: Property of the BBC & their people. I'm not making a penny. 

Rating:  PG

Word Count:  457

 
Part 2:  Maybe
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Title:  The Plas  
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Jack
Summary:  Jack's thoughts as he left the Doctor
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating:  PG for subtle adult content
Word Count:  99  Look Ma, a drabble!

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Title: Ianto and the Stormtroopers Drabble #2
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Ianto, hapless Stormtroopers
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating: G, pure unadulterated crossover crack 
Based on that picture. 

Thanks to the UK Garrison of the 501st  Legion of Imperial Stormtroopers for their professionalism, Gareth David-Lloyd for being a good sport, and [personal profile] laliginfor sharing the picture.  My involvement with Star Wars fandom has been limited to watching the first four movies and reading the Alan Dean Foster novel.  I don't know the conventions for writing Stormtrooper fic, so I'm relying on a smattering of military history to get me through.  I apologize in advance.

Respectfully dedicated to Redshirts and REMFs combat and support personnel everywhere.

Part 1

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Title: Headhunting
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Ianto, hapless Stormtroopers
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating: G, pure unadulterated crossover crack 
Based on that picture.

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Fic:  Abbadon, Schmabbadon

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Bilis/???

Summary:  What Bilis really wanted.

Requested by my husband and written for our 19th wedding anniversary.

Rating:  G

Word Count:  351

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Fic:  Killing Time

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Jack, Master, UNIT

Summary:  Set after The Sound of Drums.  The Master is killing time.  So is Jack.

Word Count:  804

Rating:  PG for adult themes.

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Fic:  The Tale of the Big Bad Wolf:  Constellations of Blood (2/3)
Sequel to
Post-Mortem, may be read as a stand-alone story 

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Jack, Ten, Martha, the TARDIS, Jack/Martha, Jack/Ianto implied

Summary:  The TARDIS speaks, AKA "The Secret Origin of the TARDIS."  Set after TW S1 and DW S2.

Rating:  PG for adult themes, implied sex

Part 1: When Martha Met Jack

I've recovered this file after the accident.  It's complete now.  Let's hope nothing else happens to it.

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Fic:  The Tale of the Big Bad Wolf:  When Martha Met Jack (1/3)
Sequel to
Post-Mortem, may be read as a stand-alone story 

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Jack, Ten, Martha

Summary:  Martha wonders who the strange man who just appeared on the TARDIS is, and why the Doctor is so freaked out.

Rating:  PG for adult themes.

Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny.

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Fic:  The Storyteller
Epilogue to Post-Mortem, may be read as a stand-alone story (6/6)

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto

Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Ianto tries to figure out the mystery of Jack Harkness.

Rating:  PG for adult themes.

Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny.

Part 1

Interlude

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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Title:  In Your Dreams

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Summary: Set before Everything Changes.  Jack pesters flirts with the new guy, Ianto Jones.

Rating:  barely PG for humorous flirtation

Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny.

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People had trouble downloading Part 3, so I split it.  My apologies.

Fic:  Post-Mortem Part 4 (5/6 including an Interlude and an Epilogue)
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto mentioned, Tosh/Jack/Ianto mentioned
Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Owen tries to figure out what to do next.
Rating:  R for language and sexual imagery.  It's Owen, what do you expect?
Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Don't even like Owen, but "Quincy" has his uses.  Not making a penny.

Part 1

Interlude

Part 2

Part 3


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People had trouble downloading Part 3, so I split it.  My apologies.

Fic:  Post-Mortem Part 3 (4/6 including an Interlude and an Epilogue)
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto mentioned, Tosh/Jack/Ianto mentioned
Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Owen tries to figure out what to do next.
Rating:  R for language and sexual imagery.  It's Owen, what do you expect?
Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Don't even like Owen, but "Quincy" has his uses.  Not making a penny.

Part 1

Interlude

Part 2


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Fic:  Post-Mortem Part 2:  Profiling Jack Harkness
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto mentioned, Gwen/Owen mentioned
Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Owen tries to figure out what to do next.
Rating:  R for language.  It's Owen, what do you expect?
Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Don't even like Owen, but "Quincy" has his uses.  Not making a penny.

Part 1

Interlude