Title: Anything With a Phone Number
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Nine, Jack, Rose
Rated: G (no, really), gen
Word Count: 103
As the local police thundered past the previously locked door which the Doctor had sonicked open, he glared in exasperation at Jack. "Only you." Rose brought her hand up to her face to stifle her giggles.
Jack shrugged. "I didn't know it was a crime. Besides, it was a Valderan Light Cruiser Mark 6.3! How could I resist?"
"Yeah, well I'm not busting you out next time you get arrested for 'contributing to the delinquency of a sentient spaceship.'"
"Her engineering crew hadn't been treating her gently. She thought I had nice hands."
Rose doubled over laughing. "Let's hope the TARDIS isn't jealous."
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