New Game!

[crabby_lioness]

And now, after the gun-porn of Ghost Machine and the truly mindblowing assortment in DiM/EotD (c**kvore, bondage, tentacles, pet play, and that's just for starters), there's only one thing to do.  Play "Guess the Kink in Helen Raynor's Next Torchwood Episode!"

I'll take rope. Bit old-fashioned, but we haven't had any yet in either Torchwood or New Who.

Comments

[eyste.livejournal.com]

3Some

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Any preferences?

[eandh99.livejournal.com]

Not involving Owen, please. Jack/Ianto/Tosh, or perhaps Jack/PCAndy/Det Swanson?

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I can't see "Mr. Blabbermouth" getting invited to any kinky parties. Of course, the writers will probably set something up just because I said that.

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd like Jack/Ianto/Tosh, Jack/Ianto/PCAndy or Jack/Ianto/Rhys.

...Ah, screw it. Lets just settle for a Jack/Ianto/Tosh/PCAndy/Rhys five-way.

[torchwood666.livejournal.com]

RHYS?! Eww eww eww! SICK!

And urm... you are all forgetting the Doctor!!

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

The Doctor can't come and play. His Auntie won't let him. :(

BUT we could have Jack/Ianto/Tosh/PC Andy/Cathy Swanson.

[torchwood666.livejournal.com]

Why couldn't the Doctor come and play?!

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

The kiddies might follow, and we can't have that. :( The Daleks can't come play for the same reason, although I must say the Daleks didn't make very good doms, did they? All show, no substance.

[torchwood666.livejournal.com]

You can't bring the Daleks into Torchwood. They are getting boring enough on Doctor Who, we don't want the Beeb doing that to us Torchwood viewers.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I think desperation is cute in a Dalek.

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

Especially when combined with c**kvore, tentacles, petplay and bondage. Amongst other things.

[torchwood666.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Daleks - known world wide for being cute.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Don't you want one of the Dalek plushies they're coming out with this year? To hug him and squeeze him and take care of him....

(Careful, George!)

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

...I just wish it was a Dalek Mutant circa Dalek rather than a Movie Dalek In Casing.

And 'talking' is probably not the best of features for a plushie if you want to shnuggle up with him to go to sleep.

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

But he has a nice bum!

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

He does have a nice bum, but there are other nice bums on this show that have been sadly underrepresented.

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

Very true. We need a Jack/Ianto scene shown rather than talked about.

Preferably involving one (or more) of the other kinks listed in this thread :)

...And a stopwatch.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

...or The Coat. We can leave off the stopwatch for The Coat.

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened to the promise that we'd be compensated for the censoring of the good Captain's bum in Bad Wolf?

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Hopefully they'll get around to it when Jack gets back from the TARDIS.

[torchwood666.livejournal.com]

NO he doesn't!

[eyste.livejournal.com]

well not Owen (nice bum or not his face is odd) tosh/ianto/jack is always very hot but I like my threeways with as many men as possable and I have noticed a lack of guesting man candy on torchwood and they always end up chewed by wevels


can I have the guy who was kicked off 'any dream' this week????????

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

He could play the "Inspector Henderson" whose big hands Jack was lusting over in Greeks Bearing Gifts.

[eyste.livejournal.com]

yay hand porn