New Game!

[crabby_lioness]

And now, after the gun-porn of Ghost Machine and the truly mindblowing assortment in DiM/EotD (c**kvore, bondage, tentacles, pet play, and that's just for starters), there's only one thing to do.  Play "Guess the Kink in Helen Raynor's Next Torchwood Episode!"

I'll take rope. Bit old-fashioned, but we haven't had any yet in either Torchwood or New Who.

Comments

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

I think I'll take Breath-play/aesphyxiation.

[moviegrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll take PVC/Leather (with or without studs)

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I agree, but what is "c**kvore" referring to?

[cyberamanda.livejournal.com]

S&M club. Can you imagine the looks on the team. Owen drooling at the mouth, Jack totally nonchalant, Gwen, Tosh and Ianto competing for who's the most wide-eyed, open-mouthed totally freaked/aroused/curious. I almost wrote a fic, but it's way down the list of 'to do's' at the mo.

Oh,I'm sure I could think of a few more. Doctor Who has to be subtle about these things. Torchwood doesn't. Yey for Torchwood!!!

[cyberamanda.livejournal.com]

And speaking of tentacles, did anyone else find the tentacles in DiM/EotD totally distracting? I just couldn't concentrate on anything else whenever they were in shot(tho' that could just be my slightly less than pure mind!!!)

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think Ianto would be that freaked out. It seems to me that boy's been around a bit more than he lets on.

[cyberamanda.livejournal.com]

Let's hope that's what we find out in season two. And he wouldn't be that freaked if he's spent any time with Jack, of course ;-)

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

The boggling mind remembers when she did this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_0uX1etAcY and wonders what a "more adventurous" scene would look like.

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

Vore = Eating alive (usually swallowing hole, but hard vore involves chewing)
Vaginal vore, aka unbirthing = the same, but directly into the vagina
C**kvore = the male equivilent of the above, censored in name. Usually assumed/stated that the victem/submissive gets recycled into cum in the process. Or at least that's what I assume when the consequences are left unsaid.

There is an anal version, naturally.

I'm sure I could find you some artwork of it fairly quickly :)

(Or if you're asking what it's referring to in this episode, it's the scene where Sec absorbs Diagros. If you look carefully, the pouch that consumes him clearly extends from Sec's crotch in a not un-phallic way. It then expands around Diagros)

[vezharkness.livejournal.com]

I'll say there has to be something done with Ianto's tie and the weevil cuffs

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Compensating, much? ;)

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

The Weevil handclamps are certainly inspirational. And so is Ianto. And his tie....

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

Which would naturally involve a stopwatch. Timing how long it takes each other to shoot the targets, maybe?

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

....And his stopwatch....

[vezharkness.livejournal.com]

Ok, here's the plan:

We lock Ianto & Jack in the shooting range with only the cuffs, a stopwatch and the tie!

Who's with me?

[davidtenanntmad.livejournal.com]

Thank god I'm not the only one XD Not only that but I was watching with my cousin at my Aunt's house and my aunt came in whilst talking on the phone to my mother and said "And there's David Tenannt standing next to what looks like a giant condom." Which,after looking at the tentacles,was quite disturbing...

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

I'm very much with you there :)

[eyste.livejournal.com]

3Some

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Any preferences?

[eandh99.livejournal.com]

Not involving Owen, please. Jack/Ianto/Tosh, or perhaps Jack/PCAndy/Det Swanson?

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

I was asking specifically about the episode, but thanks for the background as well.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I can't see "Mr. Blabbermouth" getting invited to any kinky parties. Of course, the writers will probably set something up just because I said that.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

I'm in....

...the Hub, working the CCTV. ;)

[haunter-uk.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd like Jack/Ianto/Tosh, Jack/Ianto/PCAndy or Jack/Ianto/Rhys.

...Ah, screw it. Lets just settle for a Jack/Ianto/Tosh/PCAndy/Rhys five-way.

[vezharkness.livejournal.com]

Hmm, CCTV footage, they should put that on the dvd extras!