Headhunting Drabble

[crabby_lioness]

Title: Headhunting
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Ianto, hapless Stormtroopers
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating: G, pure unadulterated crossover crack 
Based on that picture.

"Are you sure about him?" The helmet concealed the face, but there was no mistaking the doubt in the voice as it's owner stared at the scowling young man in chains the squad had just brought in.

The Lieutenant sighed. "He's the only one we could find who fit the description. Cyber-maintenance skills, high-level butling skills, courage, discretion, proven ability to handle a high-stress work environment, astronomically high loyalty levels -- if he isn't good enough I don't know where else we'll find Lord Vader a new valet." 

Author's Note: Based on the lovely picture  laligin[Unknown site tag]took  in Birmingham and posted here. 

ETA:  And reposted here with her kind permission.  Thank you!

Part 2

Comments

[humascot97.livejournal.com]

Of all the times not to have a stopwatch (not like that!)...

[beccaelizabeth]

win :)

[joulez217.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Omg!!! This is short and so funny! heehee, ncie little fic, I can't tell ya how many times I've stared at said pic! :P

[irener.livejournal.com]

Haaahahaha that picture pleaded to be fictioned:D Well done!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

that picture is my new favorite involving stormtroopers...and I think this fic might be my new favorite, period.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Haha 'Cyber-maintenance skills, high-level butling skills, courage, discretion, proven ability to handle a high-stress work environment, astronomically high loyalty levels' loved that, mostly because it's true. I'm going to make some icons from *that* picture very soon. I have a feeling that *that* picture may become the stuff of fandom legend.

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe, very funny....

[laligin.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Nice one! :D I love it!

[sunnyrea.livejournal.com]

hahhahaha!!!! Vaders valet, I love it!

[erin-giles.livejournal.com]

Ah, 15min break. 2 mins to read hilarious fic, 13mins to stare at awesome pic... again! It was screaming to be done!

[dr-is-in.livejournal.com]

**snortgiggle**

That was fantastic.....I am hoping we can get Gareth to Dragon*Con this year....several hundred members of the 501st attend....could prove interesting.

[jbsnow.livejournal.com]

*giggles* :o)

[likestowrite.livejournal.com]

I love the surrealism of this.

[bella-reeve.livejournal.com]

XDD Crossovers FTW!

[tiggerbrasilf.livejournal.com]

*giggles* (:

[fatchickengirl.livejournal.com]

tee-Hee and why does anything that has GDL on his knees make me think very rude thoughts...

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

oh my god. GEEEEEEEENIUS.

Vader throttles another minion. then feels guilty about it because Ianto's raised his eyebrow a precisely calculated fraction of an inch and he just knows he's going to come out with a dry comment about having to pick up after some people who never learned not to break their toys.

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hunny you gotta do another one!! This is excellent Just like Alien Donuts!!

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

...a *new* valet?

[etharei.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAAAA ♥

I was sooo waiting for this fic :D

[tptigger.livejournal.com]

OMG *dies laughing*

That wins!

[fangrrl-squees.livejournal.com]

I owe you a dollar

(made of WIN!!)

[absdax.livejournal.com]

heheh! fantastic!
am immagining it now...
Vader's valet...
really dunno weather he would agree to it at all... but then Jack could come to the resue with the whole rebellion at his side...

see he never should have agreed to that one trip in the Tardis!

[ladyharkness.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I'm so glad someone has used the pure fabulousness of that pic as a prompt.

Now I'm imagining Jack as Han and Owen as Chewie... oh dear!

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Oh that is just *chortles*