Headhunting Drabble

[crabby_lioness]

Title: Headhunting
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Ianto, hapless Stormtroopers
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating: G, pure unadulterated crossover crack 
Based on that picture.

"Are you sure about him?" The helmet concealed the face, but there was no mistaking the doubt in the voice as it's owner stared at the scowling young man in chains the squad had just brought in.

The Lieutenant sighed. "He's the only one we could find who fit the description. Cyber-maintenance skills, high-level butling skills, courage, discretion, proven ability to handle a high-stress work environment, astronomically high loyalty levels -- if he isn't good enough I don't know where else we'll find Lord Vader a new valet." 

Author's Note: Based on the lovely picture  laligin[Unknown site tag]took  in Birmingham and posted here. 

ETA:  And reposted here with her kind permission.  Thank you!

Part 2

Comments

[humascot97.livejournal.com]

Of all the times not to have a stopwatch (not like that!)...

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

????

[beccaelizabeth]

win :)

[joulez217.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Omg!!! This is short and so funny! heehee, ncie little fic, I can't tell ya how many times I've stared at said pic! :P

[humascot97.livejournal.com]

I just *knew* somebody was going to come up with a fic based on the pic, it was just a matter of when.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike. :) I'm honestly surprised I posted first.

[irener.livejournal.com]

Haaahahaha that picture pleaded to be fictioned:D Well done!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

that picture is my new favorite involving stormtroopers...and I think this fic might be my new favorite, period.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

I've always had a soft spot for the redshirts/grunts, probably from watching too many WW2 movies as a child.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

It's mesmerizing, isn't it? :)

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

It sure did. Thank you!

[joulez217.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is isn't it! :P lol

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Haha 'Cyber-maintenance skills, high-level butling skills, courage, discretion, proven ability to handle a high-stress work environment, astronomically high loyalty levels' loved that, mostly because it's true. I'm going to make some icons from *that* picture very soon. I have a feeling that *that* picture may become the stuff of fandom legend.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

It's the obvious conclusion.

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe, very funny....

[laligin.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Nice one! :D I love it!

[sunnyrea.livejournal.com]

hahhahaha!!!! Vaders valet, I love it!

[erin-giles.livejournal.com]

Ah, 15min break. 2 mins to read hilarious fic, 13mins to stare at awesome pic... again! It was screaming to be done!

[dr-is-in.livejournal.com]

**snortgiggle**

That was fantastic.....I am hoping we can get Gareth to Dragon*Con this year....several hundred members of the 501st attend....could prove interesting.

[laligin.livejournal.com]

By the way, may I add a link to this drabble from my post with the pic? I want to keep track of everything it inspires! :D

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

Please! Thank you for the posting the photo.

[jbsnow.livejournal.com]

*giggles* :o)

[laligin.livejournal.com]

^_^ My pleasure. Thank you for writing fic. ;)

[likestowrite.livejournal.com]

I love the surrealism of this.