Headhunting Drabble

[crabby_lioness]

Title: Headhunting
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Ianto, hapless Stormtroopers
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating: G, pure unadulterated crossover crack 
Based on that picture.

"Are you sure about him?" The helmet concealed the face, but there was no mistaking the doubt in the voice as it's owner stared at the scowling young man in chains the squad had just brought in.

The Lieutenant sighed. "He's the only one we could find who fit the description. Cyber-maintenance skills, high-level butling skills, courage, discretion, proven ability to handle a high-stress work environment, astronomically high loyalty levels -- if he isn't good enough I don't know where else we'll find Lord Vader a new valet." 

Author's Note: Based on the lovely picture  laligin[Unknown site tag]took  in Birmingham and posted here. 

ETA:  And reposted here with her kind permission.  Thank you!

Part 2

Comments

[fangrrl-squees.livejournal.com]

I owe you a dollar

(made of WIN!!)

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

May I have it in fic? :P

[fangrrl-squees.livejournal.com]

That's a very small bit of fic, even at non-union rates but...okay. :) What are you craving?

(Given mad ongoing lifestress as per britgeekgrrl, I can't be too sure on the delivery date, but I'll do my level best ;))

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

That's a very small bit of fic, even at non-union rates but...okay. :

I'm already working on the sequal. :D Wanna see the first paragraph?

The Sargent looked the captive over again. He stood passively now, but still-forming bruises and skewed clothing gave silent testement to the fight he'd put up upon his capture, and the murderous glare on his face promised another round if given the chance. He took a deep breath. "Sir, he's got astronomically high loyalty levels to his unit. That doesn't mean he'll feel the same towards Lord Vader."

What are you craving?

I'm not picky. Anything you're working on or something new will be fine, although you know I lean toward Dom!Ianto stories.

(Given mad ongoing lifestress as per britgeekgrrl, I can't be too sure on the delivery date, but I'll do my level best ;))

Understood. I've been reading your account. I've been severely depressed myself since last fall, but I'm starting to find my way out.

Regarding your concious, have you considered free-range beef and eggs? There's small family farms all around us that sell them. They're not only more moral, they taste worlds better as well. We've been eating 2-4 oz./person of free-range beef once a week in a variety of dishes for almost 20 years. It satisfies both the cravings and the dietary requirements without breaking the bank or our conscious.

[crabby-lioness.livejournal.com]

That should read "since the summer before last". I got distracted by a youngster.