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And now, after the gun-porn of Ghost Machine and the truly mindblowing assortment in DiM/EotD (c**kvore, bondage, tentacles, pet play, and that's just for starters), there's only one thing to do. Play "Guess the Kink in Helen Raynor's Next Torchwood Episode!"

I'll take rope. Bit old-fashioned, but we haven't had any yet in either Torchwood or New Who.

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Any preferences?

Not involving Owen, please. Jack/Ianto/Tosh, or perhaps Jack/PCAndy/Det Swanson?

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I can't see "Mr. Blabbermouth" getting invited to any kinky parties. Of course, the writers will probably set something up just because I said that.

Personally, I'd like Jack/Ianto/Tosh, Jack/Ianto/PCAndy or Jack/Ianto/Rhys.

...Ah, screw it. Lets just settle for a Jack/Ianto/Tosh/PCAndy/Rhys five-way.

RHYS?! Eww eww eww! SICK!

And urm... you are all forgetting the Doctor!!

The Doctor can't come and play. His Auntie won't let him. :(

BUT we could have Jack/Ianto/Tosh/PC Andy/Cathy Swanson.

Why couldn't the Doctor come and play?!

The kiddies might follow, and we can't have that. :( The Daleks can't come play for the same reason, although I must say the Daleks didn't make very good doms, did they? All show, no substance.

You can't bring the Daleks into Torchwood. They are getting boring enough on Doctor Who, we don't want the Beeb doing that to us Torchwood viewers.

I dunno, I think desperation is cute in a Dalek.

Especially when combined with c**kvore, tentacles, petplay and bondage. Amongst other things.

Yeah, Daleks - known world wide for being cute.

Don't you want one of the Dalek plushies they're coming out with this year? To hug him and squeeze him and take care of him....

(Careful, George!)

...I just wish it was a Dalek Mutant circa Dalek rather than a Movie Dalek In Casing.

And 'talking' is probably not the best of features for a plushie if you want to shnuggle up with him to go to sleep.

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torchwood666.livejournal.com - 2007-05-01 15:06 (UTC) - Expand

But he has a nice bum!

He does have a nice bum, but there are other nice bums on this show that have been sadly underrepresented.

Very true. We need a Jack/Ianto scene shown rather than talked about.

Preferably involving one (or more) of the other kinks listed in this thread :)

...And a stopwatch.

...or The Coat. We can leave off the stopwatch for The Coat.

Whatever happened to the promise that we'd be compensated for the censoring of the good Captain's bum in Bad Wolf?

Hopefully they'll get around to it when Jack gets back from the TARDIS.

NO he doesn't!

well not Owen (nice bum or not his face is odd) tosh/ianto/jack is always very hot but I like my threeways with as many men as possable and I have noticed a lack of guesting man candy on torchwood and they always end up chewed by wevels

can I have the guy who was kicked off 'any dream' this week????????

He could play the "Inspector Henderson" whose big hands Jack was lusting over in Greeks Bearing Gifts.

yay hand porn

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