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Review: Torchwood S2 09 Something Borrowed

Now that was a Proper Superhero Wedding. How come Torchwood feels so much more like a well-done superhero comic book than Heroes? 

 (Probably because Torchwood doesn't take itself too seriously and keeps the angst to a manageable level.)

Bride in Peril - check.  Major Bad Guys Crash the Wedding - check.  Good Guys Counter-Crash the Wedding - check.  Secret Identities Revealed to Unsuspecting Family Member(s) - check.  "Stop the Wedding!" - check.  Family Member(s) Held Hostage - check.  Cataclysmic Brawl in the Aisle - close enough.  Least Powerful Guy Saves the Bride - check.

Bonus Points for Life-Threatening Pregnancy.  Double Bonus Points for Life-Threatening Alien Pregnancy.  Sitcom Bonus Points for Feuding Mothers-in-Law and Obnoxious Best Man.  Classical Bonus Points for Unwed Mother Going Into Labor in the Stables.

True Loves Conquers All - Check and Mate.

For the first time my husband and I have to award Torchwood Xenobiology points.  The Nostrovore's reproductive cycle was actually very realistic.  It beat their usual "Alien Hoodoo" by miles.

The only plot hole was the ballistics.  A shell that could blow her up like that should have done some damage to Rhys as well, but shock waves are so not a Whoniverse strong point.

But nit-picking aside, what did I think of the story? I thought it was the funniest, fluffiest, sweetest Torchwood episode ever.

On the morning of her wedding, Gwen finds that the nasty alien who bit her the night before has given her a surprise -- an instant, nearly full term pregnancy.  Her discovery has to be the funniest pregnancy reveal of all time. Kudos to Eve Myles for pulling it off.

Gwen consults with Jack and Owen.  She decides not to follow Torchwood procedure and report to the Hub for a few days of intense medical care.  No, she's going to get married first, untreated.  Jack, Owen, and later Rhys think this is a very bad idea, but Gwen throws screaming fits to get her way.  I would put that down to nerves and pregnancy hormones, but this is Gwen we're talking about. I love that Torchwood has an official procedure in place for unintended alien pregnancies. That is just so – them. 

One of the reasons weddings take place in special places on "sacred ground" (even secular weddings) is because they serve as a neutral territory on which diverse peoples can come together in reasonable peace.  Usually those peoples are only different families, but in this case it includes Torchwood and the "normal" world.  It takes sacred ground and ritual ceremonies to survive the shock from those two cultures colliding.

And that is the real reason Gwen is throwing hissy fits to have her wedding today instead of sensibly getting her medical condition seen to and staying safe from the fetus' deadly mother.  Gwen wants to live in both Torchwood's world and the "normal' world, and her wedding to Rhys represents her attempt to hang on to her "normal" life with both hands.  She simply can't let Torchwood take that bit of the "normal" world away from her, no matter how sensible it is or how many people the fetus' mother kills in the process.  Although she eventually vacillates from this hardline position, in the matter of some brides, many pregnant women, and everyone who's ever had a second thought about a bad idea.

In the meantime, Rhys provides an excellent example of the best that normalcy can offer, with his courage, steadfastness, and good sense.

Meanwhile Gwen's colleagues are having enough trouble dealing with their own personal lives.  Owen tries to disguise his discomfort with weddings (and probably other family events) with his work and his undead status, but eventually goes along to help save Gwen and gets caught up enough in the ceremony to ask Tosh for a dance.  Tosh is proud of Gwen for standing up for her life, but wonders if her tentative relationship with Owen will ever reach the same point  -- "til death does us part" sounds like a bad joke to her when one partner is already a walking corpse.  (Although not having a traditional Christian service eliminates that problem.)  Ianto is slowly coming out of the closet and inching his and Jack's relationship out into the public.  Meanwhile Gwen's wedding is pushing all sorts of buttons for Jack involving his immortality and 160 years worth of baggage.

If S1 Jack was too distant from his team, S2 Jack is too clingy.  It's a logical pendulum-swing reaction  considering what Jack went through on the Valiant, but it will be nice to see him get past this issue.  It must be said that his team is handling his clinginess very well.  No one has thrown a major bitch-fit about it, even though both Gwen and Owen have cause.  Not to say that both Gwen and Owen haven't yelled at him when his clinginess has caused them problems, but they've kept the yelling within reasonable levels.  And Ianto shows no sign of considering Jack's clinginess to Gwen or Owen as a threat to his own relationship with Jack.  I agree with him.  As I've said before, I don't think Jack is jealous of Rhys for having Gwen.  I think Jack is jealous of Gwen for having Rhys and the "normal" life he represents, a life that immortality denied Jack long before he joined Torchwood.  This is corroborated at the end of the episode, when he comes home to gaze pensively at a century-old picture of his own wedding.

There are many wonders that Torchwood can show a person, but there's one thing it can't give anyone, and that's normalcy.  Gwen values normalcy and is willing to fight for it.  She's not the only one.  Jack values normalcy as well, even though he can never have it; and he has shown over and over again that he is willing to fight for Gwen's right to have it, even against his own better judgment.  That's why he allows her to go through with the wedding instead of putting his foot down, even though it means a public gun battle with an alien and retconning the reception.

That is also why Jack offers the couple the only gift he and Torchwood can give them, the Illusion of Normalcy, in the form of drugged champagne so that they will only remember happiness about their wedding day. It isn’t real normalcy, since that is totally outside of Jack’s power to give. It’s only the illusion, and they wisely choose the truth instead.

But what about Jack and Ianto?  There was some significant Jack and Ianto in this episode, with them stepping out in public for the first time.  The way it was done reinforced an impression I've had since the latter part of S1, that Ianto was entering a relationship with Jack not as a single person coming together with another single person, but as a stepmother joining a dysfunctional family.  That's a very different dynamic, and it seems more in tune with what we're seeing on the screen.  I'm putting that analysis in a separate post which should be up in a day or so.

Coming soon:  Part 2 - Torchwood as a Dysfunctional Stepfamily: Jack and Ianto's Relationship Through S2 09 

Already here:  Part 3 - My Take on Jack and Ianto's Realtionship as of S2 09

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Crabby Lioness

Great review. I really liked this episode, for all the things you mentioned. I loved the Jack/Ianto dancing scene, if the rest of the team didn't know about them I think they do now; plus I loved that smile on Jack's face. I wish I could have seen Ianto's face, though. I can't figure out why most people (in the fandom) are so angry; I've heard everything from 'Jack's just using Ianto, until he can get Gwen' to 'Ianto needs to grow a spine and dump Jack'. I really didn't see that at all. If anything Jack feels more like a father to Gwen in this episode, and if Ianto felt threatened by Jack/Gwen I think he would do more than just stand-back (Ianto does have one heck of a left hook).

In the dancing scene I noticed that Jack/Ianto and Gwen/Rhys were together, whilst Owen/Tosh were standing near to each other in the background. If that doesn't speak volumes about their respective relationships, I don't know what does. How I love the staging in this show.

When Jack was looking at all those pictures in the box, I noticed that they were all of Jack; that could mean that they were pictures he gave to lovers and he may have taken them back when the lover died. Either that, or he just likes to keep pictures of himself (this is Jack we're talking about).

[identity profile] crabby-lioness.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not "most people", it's a shrill minority. And I completely agree with you about the staging.

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
'It's not 'most people', it's a shrill minority.' That's good to know, I thought maybe I was watching the wrong show.

'And I completely agree with you about the staging.' I did learn form the best :D

[identity profile] crabby-lioness.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, shucks. :)

[identity profile] dragonmage86.livejournal.com 2008-03-08 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are they? I thought they were of different people...though theyre not especially clear.

And i agree with you that people are getting themselves too bothered by the whole gwack thing. If Ianto isnt worried, them im not.

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-08 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
'Are they? I thought they were of different people...'I think they're Jack. Notice the cleft in the chin:

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[identity profile] dragonmage86.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
yeah on reflection i think ur right.

They are rather blurry, and my first thought was "why would jack have so many pictures of himself?"

...but on reflection it kinda makes sense lol

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
'"why would jack have so many pictures of himself?"

...but on reflection it kinda makes sense lol'
Yeah. Jack does seem to be a bit of a narcissist. *heh*

[identity profile] mwrgana.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Just cos I'm curious, and haven't been irritated to hell and back for a while by inane comments, would you let me know where I can find some of these strange remarks about Jack and Ianto, please? (already starting to feel queasy about Jack/Gwen shipping but like a rabbit in the headlights...)

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the comments I found in review posts over at [livejournal.com profile] torch_wood for 'Something Borrowed'. It's gotten so bad that I don't read review posts from people I don't know anymore. Here are a few links:

'I mean, the horror of fawning over your major mancrush like a loyal little puppy whilst said mancrush indulges you and waits for something better (hetter?) to come along.'
http://tencrush.livejournal.com/94284.html

'...Jack all but pinning for the newly married Gwen as he dances with Ianto.' 'Poor ikkle Welsh teaboy is going to get his heart-broken.'
http://mon-starling.livejournal.com/366322.html

'...Ianto deserves better.' '...I really, really want Ianto to dump Jack.'
http://from-the-corner.livejournal.com/53693.html

Hope these help.

[identity profile] mwrgana.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for that - it was... interesting.
Maybe I'm too old and cynical but I just cannot accept any of this Jack-really-loves-Gwen crap. Fancy the fuck out of each other and regret never doing it but since when has that been love or affected the "real" relationship?
And didn't anyone appreciate the joke of Ianto's excuse-me and then dancing with the other guy and not the girl? OK, see it coming from miles away but still worth a grin, surely?

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
'Fancy the fuck out of each other and regret never doing it but since when has that been love or affected the 'real' relationship?' Completely agree.

'And didn't anyone appreciate the joke of Ianto's excuse-me and then dancing with the other guy and not the girl? OK, see it coming from miles away but still worth a grin, surely?' I thought it was cute :D but some people saw it as Ianto *desperately* trying to get Jack's attention. I don't know why people see Ianto as such a puppy-dog, he's a (very intelligent) grown man.

'Maybe I'm too old and cynical but I just cannot accept any of this Jack-really-loves-Gwen crap.' Neither can I. Jack may be attracted to Gwen, but if he *really* wanted her would have had done a lot more than flirting by now.

[identity profile] mwrgana.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
some people saw it as Ianto *desperately* trying to get Jack's attention.
I hope to god they get wise before they're actually old to date, themselves!

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
'I hope to god they get wise before they're actually old to date, themselves!' *nods* It just seems very strange that some people are angry and Jack hasn't even done anything more than be Jack- he flirts, that's just what he does. Yes, Jack is close to Gwen, but he's also close to Tosh and Owen too.

[identity profile] crabby-lioness.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Some people have this bizarre notion that flirting = intercourse. I'm always having to correct that.

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
'Some people have this bizarre notion that flirting = intercourse.' Your right, that does seem like a bizarre notion.

[identity profile] crabby-lioness.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I hope to god they get wise before they're actually old to date, themselves!

Unfortunately I've met some of them in their 30s. I didn't think they were mature enough to date then!

[identity profile] crabby-lioness.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it was cute :D but some people saw it as Ianto *desperately* trying to get Jack's attention. I don't know why people see Ianto as such a puppy-dog, he's a (very intelligent) grown man.

Because that's what they would have done. But they're not Ianto.

Neither can I. Jack may be attracted to Gwen, but if he *really* wanted her would have had done a lot more than flirting by now.

If he wanted her he could have had her by Ghost Machine if not before. "Go home to your boyfriend, Gwen Cooper."

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
'Because that's what they would have done. But they're not Ianto.' Thank goodness for that.

[identity profile] crabby-lioness.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I just cannot accept any of this Jack-really-loves-Gwen crap. Fancy the fuck out of each other and regret never doing it but since when has that been love or affected the "real" relationship?

Whenever the partner of the one having the crush was too immature to handle it or the one having the crush was too immature to refrain from acting on it. It's definetly a test of maturity.

And didn't anyone appreciate the joke of Ianto's excuse-me and then dancing with the other guy and not the girl? OK, see it coming from miles away but still worth a grin, surely?

It was the sweetest moment we've had in Torchwood.

[identity profile] boyceberkley.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Take for example in The Satan Pit when he channelling Hartnell, or whenever he get’s angry he seems to be like McCoy.